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| 誰的程式寫的比較好? |
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stuttered, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
"Everybody knows.....Jesus saves."
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耶穌和撒旦辯論著到底(他們二人之間)誰才是比較會寫程式的人。辯了幾個小時之後, 二人達成協議, (決定)來個比賽, 讓上帝來作裁判。
他們在電腦前坐定後(比賽)開始。連續幾個小時, 他們狂敲打著鍵盤, 一行行的碼湧上(電腦)螢幕。
就在比賽即將結束的幾秒前, 一道閃電忽然來襲, 使得電都停了。片刻之後, 電力(終於)回復, 上帝也宣佈比賽結束。祂叫撒旦給祂看看他弄出來的東西。撒旦看得出來明顯的很不開心, 哭喊著說「我什麼都沒有! 剛才停電的時, 我失去了(我寫的東西)。」「很好! 」, 上帝說「那我們就來看看耶穌進展的結果有沒有好一點。」
耶穌輸入了一個指令之後, 螢幕色彩鮮明的再度重現, 天使的詩班的歌唱聲音從(電腦的)喇叭裡傳出來。撒旦感到非常驚訝, 結結巴巴的說:「但...但是...怎麼會這樣呢? 我失去了所有的東西, 而耶穌的程式卻完整無缺。他是怎麼做到的呢? 」
「大家都知道的.... 耶穌是會存檔案的! 」
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| ※ 這是個我一直都很喜歡的一個雙關語笑話。如果你明白 "save" 這個字同時有【存取檔案】和【救】的雙重意義的話, 你可能會覺得這個說笑話的人很 clever。 |
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