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【黛西的話】這個單元所選的多半是以簡單的英文所寫成的短篇笑話。如果您有好的笑話, 或更貼切的翻譯, 歡迎寫信給我們。謝謝!
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05/01/05
這個笑話有點長, 但不是太難, 是想一下後會覺得蠻好笑的那種。看看吧!
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Three guys died. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and said : "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big!"
The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy: "How long were you married?"
The first guy says : "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?", Peter asked.
The guy said : "Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said : "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter and says : "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year, so we really worked it out."
Peter said : "I'm pleased to hear that. Here's your Lincoln."
The third guy walked up and said : "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
Peter said : "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said : "I just saw my wife; she was on a skateboard!"
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